New Mom Snooki Offers Advice to Duchess Kate Middleton

Because, You Know, Snooki and Kate Have So Much in Common

In today's "Can You Believe the Audacity?" report, Jersey Shore guidette has had the nerve to offer some unsolicited pregnancy advice to Duchess Kate Middleton who, in case you've been passed out for a while, has just revealed that she and Prince William are expecting.

So, what pearls of wisdom did Nicole Polizzi, who gave birth to her son last August, have to offer the newest member of the royal family?

"It's hard but don't stress out. Enjoy your pregnancy and be excited."

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What? No tips on maternity dressing or sneaking in a kamikaze shot or two? And she calls herself a guidette. SMDH.

According to the New York Daily News, the reality star cum author also advised the royal to cherish the time with her newborn. “Enjoy your time at home — or the castle, in her case — with the baby. Especially the first few months. Congrats to Will and Kate, I'm sure she will be an amazing mom."