Next Month's Celeb Forecast

Breaking news...from next month! What would you like to see happen to your favorite celebs?

If We Ruled The World…

This just in! Anne Hathaway is seen kissing George Clooney! It's not true, but we’d love to see this sweetheart rebound from her scummy ex-boyfriend with a hot stud.

In fact, there are a lot of stories we'd love to see. In 2008, we’ve witnessed numerous births, shocking breakups, unlikely hookups, and marriages that made serious headlines (and headaches), which made us curious to know what stars are going to do next.

If we had it our way, we would dictate exactly what we’d like to see, which is why we’ve come up with a Hollywood forecast of what our tarnished hearts desire.

Jen and John elope! America's sweetheart couple decides to take the next step in their romance and get married in a tropical, undisclosed location. Later we find out it was shotgun, and Jen gives birth to John Jr. Awww!
 
Britney successfully performs on The Today Show! Britney's slow progress back to the top is solidified with a mind-blowing comeback performance in a tasteful outfit. You can do it, Britney!

Amy Winehouse goes to rehab...and stays there! This multi-car pile-up finally comes to her senses and checks into a facility in the Swiss Alps, far from London town.

Heidi and Spencer break up! After admitting that their relationship was entirely fake, Heidi lands a job as a regional manager of Lens Crafters, while Spencer finds work teaching drivers ed to ESL students.