OctoMom Doesn't Want No Freakin' Celebrity

Creepiest smile ever.

And is slowly losing her mind.

You know how sometimes you're really craving a donut until you get home and realize that a bowl of pasta, a pork chop, heck, even a bowl of Lucky Charms sounds more appealing? Then you get set to eat that bowl of LCs and realize, it turns out, you really do want that donut? This is what it must be like to be inside Naya Suleman's head every minute of every day. After non-stop petitioning to get her own reality show, she's now saying she's not interested in any media attention pertaining to the fam.

"I'm not a celebrity," said the woman who's 14 kids deep, " I don't even like celebrities!" After this statement, I have to wonder how many celebs she has actually met. And if she has only met one in her whole entire life, wouldn't it be a little harsh to make such a sweeping statement based on just one encounter?

But according to E! News, the reason Suleman doesn't want a show as of this moment, is because no one is offering her one. Uh, duh.

Except of course Terence Noonan, better known as the producer of Elimidate. He says, "She's a trainwreck. You can't stop watching."

Maybe so, Noonan - but your experience producing a show that makes me throw up in my mouth every time I accidentally stumble upon it at two in the morning, doesn't make your's a viable opinion, now does it...