Orgasms of the Future
Got a problem reaching the big “O”?
No prob, just let McDreamy open up your brain and stick in a little something called the Orgasmatron. No, it’s not a Star Trek character or a weapon of mass destruction; it’s a chip that sends tiny shocks to the brain stimulating pleasure to your nether regions.
Strangely, the technology was originally developed to treat Parkinson’s disease. This side effect must have resulted in an uncomfortable conversation with the doc. We can only imagine some poor woman sitting on the examining table saying, “My tremors are better, but instead of my shakes I’m uncontrollably climaxing.”
While scientists admit that the chip will work in the future, some bugs - like being able to turn the device on and off - have not yet been worked out.
Pleasure from the push of a button? We're in!
