Paris Breaks Benji's Heart. Kelly Marries A Minor.

Kelly Osbourne is engaged to the Clockwork Orange guy.

Well, it’s official! Love is in the air for Kelly Osbourne and her 18-year-old boyfriend, Luke Worrall. The young stud broke the news by changing his Facebook relationship status to “engaged”. How high school of him.

23-year-old Kelly and baby Luke have been dating for six whole months. And now they’ll spend the next three months together in perfect matrimony. But who are we to be all doom and gloom? That’s papa Ozzy’s job.

Alas, life and love are not so great for Benji Madden and Paris Hilton. After nine months of labored romance, the celebutante dumped the tatted Good Charlotte front man.

Paris, isn’t this the same relationship you touted for its long lasting love and potential for babies? Looks like it's back rockin’ those tables with your dance moves. We’re sure you’ll have a new beau by the New Year.