Paris Hilton Should Go Home - Grammy WTFs

Really, P. Hilton? Really?

Who does she think she is?

Watching the Grammy red carpet last night was fun. I got to see an important Jennifer Hudson interview. I got to see Taylor Swift answer questions about her personal life - YES! And I watched as hosts Ryan Seacrest and Julianna Rancic engaged in witty banter - perf!  Then a dark cloud fell over my Grammy viewing experience. A dark cloud with size 11 feet…

Yes, Paris Hilton was at the Grammys. I know, WTF right? And to make matters worse, she showed up wearing an outfit only Lady Gaga would approve of. Yes, this blondie’s dress was sooooo short I had to check the channel to make sure I hadn't switched to Rock of Love by mistake. I'm not kidding. Her wahoo was just centimeters from being revealed.

Thank gawd that didn’t happen! My eyeballs would’ve never recovered.

P.S. Also spotted on the RC? Brooke Hogan. Yes, because she has the right to be there and all…

P.S.S. If your last foray into music made people wanna slit their wrists, maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to attend an award show celebrating music’s greats. Just a thought.