Paris Hilton Smuggled Drugs in Her Vagina?

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Learn what your girl parts are for, Paris.

Here's our suggestion: Paris Hilton needs to watch someone give birth. Then maybe she will understand that her most precious body parts are not to be used and abused in the ways for which she's so well-known. A new unauthorized biography alleges that Hilton carries drugs wherever she goes and uses her body cavities to hide them. If it's true, she needs to talk to more than a female doctor...

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"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis is fighting the release of a new bio on Francis by Ryan Simkin. Francis did not give permission or access for Simkin to write the book, but what the biographer claims about a coke and ecstasy drop between Joe Francis and Paris Hilton is enough to make you ralf (from Gawker):

"We talked for a minute or two about the apparent difficulty of procuring those drugs in Europe. I asked if she was flying private, and she said, 'No, commercial.' And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic."

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We don't buy the account, simply because Paris Hilton does not fly commercial and if she did, she wouldn't be stupid enough to tell a drug dealer her plans to smuggle drugs across international borders...or would she?

Hey Ryan Simkin: kudos to you and your publisher. Impeccable timing.

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