Patti Stanger Blows Up at Stylist

The Millionaire Matchmaker loses it!

We all love Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger for her straight to the point, no BS dating advice. But we generally think most of her rudeness is simply for her TV persona. Well, it looks like we thought wrong. Patti Stanger was just caught in a Christian Bale-like fit of anger. And she really is scary!

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Ooof. Clearly, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger gets upset over a lot more than a bad date. And we're now having a hard time believing her recent breakup was simply the result of her wanting to have children. Because when Patti gets angry, Patti gets reallyyyy angry. Her stylist was forced to bear the brunt of it the other day. And Patti's outburst was all caught on audio tape by TMZ.

What made Patty Stanger so mad? Well, it seems her stylist, Lauren Solmon, was dressing her for a shoot with Elle magazine. And she did not like what her stylist was dressing her in. So, in true Millionaire Matchmaker style, Patti let her have it: "Get your f***ing feelings out of this f***ing room or you're never going to be a stylist. This is your moment of me saying your name on the air. Nobody has ever done that for you. So why would you have me in f***ing random clothes? This is Elle f***ing magazine! This is the big one! It's the September Issue! The biggest issue of the year! Why wouldn't you have that moment for us? You want to fatten me up."

We love how Patti always makes it seem like she's doing everyone a huge favor and like she's God's gift to Earth. Patti can also be heard screaming (loudly), "I want you to understand what you did wrong! Count the f***ing measurement to my f***ing knee! You have to learn these techniques; I can't do this for you. It's like when I'm matchmaking somebody -- I know exactly what they want!" Duh, because Patti is perfect. She also rants a bit about her perfect 24-inch waist.

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We really, really hope Patti was just incredibly upset over her broken engagement and accidentally took her anger out on her poor, innocent stylist. Or maybe it has something to do with that "breakup diet" Patti's on. But something tells us Patti is really like this in real life. All the time. And that kind of makes us want to watch her on TV even more.