Notification goes here
debugger

Playboy CEO: The Sexcapades are Over

In Love & Sex by Christina , on Tuesday, December 09, 2008, 2:28 PM (PST)
playboy
.

 

It’s Shady Pines for Hef.

Playboy blood Christie Hefner has had enough of nudey girls. The CEO and Chairman of twenty years has decided to give up the Playboy throne. 

But why? Christie says that she, like the rest of the country, has decided to embrace change. We hope she means another career and not Hef's diapers.

And, the Playboy company is on the rocks. It seems the Girls Next Door has more fans than the actual nude publication. We say, why pay when you can get perfectly good porn for free via the internet?

What's more, rumors have been swirling that C Hef will be selling the mansion to raise money for the mag.

We think Hef and the twins should get ready for lots o' Jello, scheduled naps, and a corner room at the old folks home.

Read More About playboy »
+More? Stumble digg
 
Be First To Comment 0
«Previous
 
 
Already a member? Sign In.

Thanks for joining! You'll have the opportunity now to set up your LimeLife profile and start collecting MySnaps™.

Check your email and click the link to confirm your registration.

Please check your email and click the reset password link.

Unknown email address - please try again.

CLOSE