Playboy CEO: The Sexcapades are Over

It’s Shady Pines for Hef.

Playboy blood Christie Hefner has had enough of nudey girls. The CEO and Chairman of twenty years has decided to give up the Playboy throne. 

But why? Christie says that she, like the rest of the country, has decided to embrace change. We hope she means another career and not Hef's diapers.

And, the Playboy company is on the rocks. It seems the Girls Next Door has more fans than the actual nude publication. We say, why pay when you can get perfectly good porn for free via the internet?

What's more, rumors have been swirling that C Hef will be selling the mansion to raise money for the mag.

We think Hef and the twins should get ready for lots o' Jello, scheduled naps, and a corner room at the old folks home.