Porn Company To Send Remote Control Sex Toys To Deployed Soldiers

Damn girl you lookin fine.

What About For The Ladies?

What better way to support our troops than by sending them hundreds of remote-controlled dildos. One porn company has decided it's going to send America's soldiers sex toy machines that can be operated by their wives back home.

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Scott Rinaldo of RealTouch says he wants to honor our country's servicemen by providing them with a way to remain intimate with their special someone, even while they are hundreds of miles away.

The RealTouch device looks like a mini, oblong space capsule with a lubed-up orifice that gently latches on to and, um, strokes any thing inserted into it. The idea is that the soldier uses this pod on himself, while his wife or girlfriend back home works the controls.

As for female servicewomen, it sounds like the company needs to find a way to get them their own share of the pleasure.

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RealTouch, part of a new wave of remote-controlled sex toys called teledildonics, is currently most enjoyed by regular dudes at home who plug it into their computers and sync it with porn videos.

But now RealTouch is trying to offer true benefits for military families who don't get to be physically near each other all that often.

What do you think? Is this just a marketing gimmick, or will slimy robot holes really bring soldiers and their wives closer together?

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