Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler: Rebound Sex?
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Whenever I read a rumor about Gerard Butler and any woman, I half believe it, because he definitely likes to "date." While the rumors about him with Reese Witherspoon seem to be a stretch, we still mulled over the possibilities here at LimeLife.
In an exclusive Star mag preview, Lainey Gossip claims that the report takes creative untruth to "another level," and warns us that "considering the source," it should be clear that Reese has not had sex with Gerard Butler.
"How did Spittle become the validation of a single sweetheart's libido? Gross," she commented. "Like I said, I will NEVER understand the Butler quiver. He's vile. And he's a pig. And Reese has an ice ass. Which is why the mere suggestion of two together is absurd. She'd use the wrong fork before she'd step to that sh-t."
While I don't have a thing for Gerard, I know plenty of women who do, and they aren't turned off by his general dirtiness or weight gain. He has game, and Reese is newly single... maybe she is looking for the complete opposite of Jake Gyllenhaal, her ex?
Do you believe the rumors that Reese and Gerard have been seeing each other? I suppose if it's true, we'll never know-- Ms. Witherspoon isn't going to be trumpeting that rebound moment to her fans!


