Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher Have Been Hooking Up for Two Months?!

A U.K. Newspaper Says the Two Met in December and Started Hooking Up Eight Weeks Ago

Is he a better choice than Chris Brown? Duh. But the fact that Rihanna may now be hooking up with playboy Ashton Kutcher certainly does nothing to change the universal opinion that the pop star has incredibly bad taste in men.

The Sun newspaper reports Rihanna and Kutcher -- who, of course, is in the midst of uncoupling with soon-to-be-ex-wife Demi Moore -- met at a mutual friend's party in Los Angeles in December.

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Reports last week suggested Rihanna had hooked up with Kutcher after she was spotted entering his house and then leaving it much later in the middle of the night.

But The Sun suggests the two have been together much longer, as in the past two months.

"The flirting began as soon as Rihanna and Ashton met and swapped numbers," a source tells The Sun. "That moved on to texts and arranging to meet. They snuck off to a Santa Monica hotel a few weeks ago. They are two single people having a fling, so thought it would be best to meet in secret. Rihanna has told friends he’s funny and cute. Both of them love a good time and think they’re too busy for anything serious just yet. She’s starting to enquire about Kabbalah sessions with his rabbi."

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Though Rihanna is from a Christian family in Barbados, sources tell The Sun she is open to checking out Kabbalah, the religion Kutcher and Moore practice.

"Rihanna does not go to church anymore because she’s simply too busy," a source tells The Sun. "She respects the religion enormously though. She is curious about Kabbalah, so has started asking questions. She’s open to new things and has always been a very spiritual girl. If she and Ashton are getting really close, she wants to be able to understand it."

Yes, just like we all want to understand what she keeps seeing in these bad boys she continues to surround herself with, right?