Robert Pattinson's Cardboard Cutouts Go Missing

Yummy--even old ladies think so.

Robert Pattinson Wanted by Older Women

Robert Pattinson thinks he has trouble with his fans--his cardboard cutouts keep getting kidnapped by older women. While his security team has to work full-time at keeping him safe, shop owners are guarding his cutouts along with Taylor Lautner's.

It's kind of crazy that the cardboard cutouts are mostly getting stolen by older women--how brazen! It's hard to resist R-Pattz, although I can't imagine getting written up by mall security for having absconded a paper cutout! How awkward.

A Nordstrom employee said "We can't keep them in the store. People keep coming in and stealing Rob and Taylor! And it's usually middle-aged women."

These cardboard cutouts of Rob and Taylor probably aren't for these women's kids, either, says the Nordstrom employee, commenting that she's pretty sure these aren't exactly gifts. We're just glad that Taylor's also part of the shopping list, although keep in mind that he's only 17! I don't think a 40-year-old wants to contemplate having an underaged cutout in her bedroom, right? We know all about my issues with that!

Do you have any posters of Robert Pattinson, or a cardboard cutout, for that matter?