Sarah Palin - Back to the Business of Annoying
You betcha she's in the news!
Sarah Palin will never be relegated to memory - probably because she never goes away. The spectacled one is back in the news, reminding us of the sorts of things we'd be hearing about on a minute-by-minute basis if the presidential election had gone differently.
Headline 1: Sarah's promise that her $180k wardrobe would be donated to charity turns out to be not so true.
Remember when people started freaking out about how much the woman's clothes cost near the end of the election (instead of, you know, her insane politics)? And the RNC came out in a flurry of defensive posturing, stating that the wardrobe would be donated to charity?
Guess what's not happening?
Apparently, the clothing is sitting in plastic bags at the RNC headquarters, and while it's "in the process" of being donated, there's not a whole lot of effort being put into it. Not that this matters, of course, because we didn't exactly break out the checkbooks out for her campaign to begin with. More importantly...
Headline 2: Sarah's back to work, hates whales.
Back at her day job as the Governor of Alaska, Palin has taken on the #1 threat to the security of her people: whales. Her administration is opposing the listing of the beluga whale in a specific inlet in Alaska on the ESA (Endangered Species Act). It was only last summer that they voiced similar opposition after the polar bear was moved to threatened status. Why does Sarah hate baby beluga? Money, of course! She contends that:
"I am especially concerned that an unnecessary federal listing and designation of critical habitat would do serious long-term damage to the vibrant economy of the Cook Inlet area."
Who knows what furry critter is next on her rampage against the natural world. Perhaps your dog is next.


