Sex and the City 2 Confirmed... Unfortunately

Don't worry, honey, they make a cream for that.

Yay?

As we reported late last month, Sex and the City is getting a sequel. This time it's personal, real, and all those other descriptors that describe its description. So what's the latest buzz on this Happy Meal of chick bliss?

E! reports that all four of the ladies - Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, and Kristin Davis - have signed on the dotted line for the flick, sealing its fate. Director Michael Patrick King is also reportedly on board, completing the pentagram of old broad film magic.

The script has still not been completed, but my sources tell me that the plot centers around Carrie (played by SJP) obsessing over a dude named Mr. Big, while all three of the other ladies have much more interesting sexual encounters with various men. Then they have an interlude at a retirement community in Florida, and the movie ends as it began - with me screaming in the dark.

Suggested title? Sex and the City: Number Two All Over You.