Snooki: New Boyfriend is a Guido Juicehead
Snooki in love?
You knew it would happen sooner or later. Snooki's got a man in her life! We haven't actually gotten a look at him yet, but we're kind of hoping that Snooki and The Situation have decided to take things to the next level. Is there any more perfect guido for her?
Snooki is talking about where she wants to go for the second season of Jersey Shore. And she says she's bringing her man with her! Either MTV gave him a deal or it just happens to be The Situation. Snooki says, "I hope it's going to be Miami... Or, out of state- they say get your passports ready so I am so excited and I am bringing my man."
Um, if they need passports, wouldnt that mean they'd be going out of the country? Huh. Let's not bring these crazy guidos and guidettes to do any damage in another country. Like the rest of the world doesn't hate the U.S. enough as it is!
Whoever Snooki's new man is, he sounds like the perfect guy for her. She says, "He is actually a body builder and works at the gym... "He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality." Awww, who wouldn't want one of those?
We're a bit confused since Snooki is still talking about doing a reality show called "Snookin For Love." Why would she do a reality show like that if she already has such an awesome boyfriend. Maybe she sees the relationship as being short-lived. In any event, we can't wait to see who this new boy-toy is in season 2 of Jersey Shore. Snooki can't wait to show us either: "I am really excited to like show the public who he is. He is freaking banging. We're the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that."
OK, we'll be the judge of that!


