Texas Under Nazi Zombie Attack!

Everything's bigger in Texas. Even the undead.

This just in: Texas has been overrun by Nazi zombies!

But thank God for America's dedicated road crews. Without them we would all be dragging ourselves around, drooling and searching for brains to eat.

Hats off to you, fine sirs. We appreciate being unundead all the more now.

BTW, debate rages here at LimeLife on whether or not they should be identified as Nazi Zombies or Zombie Nazis. I am of the opinion that a Nazi Zombie implies that the creature developed a radical agenda after losing his mind.

This is just silly because, as we all know, zombies have no knowledge or awareness of the political spectrum.

Am I right or am I right?