The 10 Most Irritating Things Men Do In The Bed Room
Too Much Tongue, Bro.
Sadly, men are not born with inherent powers of sexual mastery. Our inner Don Juan has to be carefully coached before we can perform all the right moves a la Don Draper, which means there are going to be A LOT of mistakes before that happens. Here are some of the most egregious.
Our friends over at YourTango have assembled 10 of the most annoying things men do during sex, and we have a few of them to get your coital rage bubbling.
"Was it good?" - There are few things a man can say after sex that get on a woman's nerves like this. It not only suggests insecurity on his part but immediately forces the girl to be honest about the quality of his love-making.
Spanking - A firm tap every now and then is great (with each party's consent), but pounding on her rear like you're trying out to be the drummer for Metallica makes for a very painful set of cheeks.
Tongue - What are you a Labrador? Too much tongue is just gross. Keep your soggy mouth muscle at bay and only use it sparingly when kissing.
Talking - Some people like to talk dirty during sex, and others prefer to stay mum. But when a guy has no clue about when to shut-up it can turn an intimate moment into a bad porno film.
To read more about the infuriating habits of some men in the bed room, head to YourTango.com