Tiger Woods' Erotic Dreams About Rachel Uchitel
Tiger imagined being married to man-eating Rachel Uchitel.
Toward the end of this past week, our editors were agreeing that things sort of couldn't get any worse in the Tiger Woods scandal. However, as we found out late Friday, they can: think the implications of his sex, drugs, and money "transgressions" are bad? Now his private dreams are being exposed.
Thirty-four-year-old mistress Rachel Uchitel (who is said to have had an affair with married Bones star David Boreanaz) is said to have forwarded an ultra-private email from Tiger Woods on to a friend. The email was said to have included details of this "disturbing dream":
"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament. I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f--ked by Derek [Jeter] and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."
Apparently some part of Woods liked it as well, as the imagery apparently made it impossible to rest: "Now I can't get back to sleep," he reportedly wrote. "My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien."
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The Ambien would be a reference to a secret Woods and Uchitel kept about their sexcapades together during their five-month fling -- we reported Friday on Uchitel's confession that they used to take prescription drugs together before having sex. And which tournament was Woods referring to in that dream? Was it the Australian Masters, to which he flew Rachel Uchitel in November?


