Tiger Woods Mistress Jamie Jungers Wins Howard Stern Pageant

Jungers takes home $75,000.

Thanks Tiger! Three of Tiger Woods' approximately 14 mistresses participated in Howard Stern's Mistress Beauty Pageant Pageant Wednesday morning. Here's how Stern determined that Jamie Jungers, who usually acts like a loser, was the winner.

Jungers apparently revealed the size of Tiger Woods' package, as well as what he requested from her in bed. All her spills led to Howard Stern's conclusion that she was at the top of the Tiger Woods mistress food chain.

Our buds at TMZ make the hilarious note that being "the queen of the Tiger Woods mistresses ... is kinda like being the thinnest kid at fat camp." Tiger Woods mistress Jamie Grubbs came in second place, reportedly because she's missing a tooth. (Are you guys serious?) Grubbs received $15,000 in prize money, beating out contestant number three, Loredana Jolie.

Meanwhile we've heard from our friends at Hollywood Life (yes, we're lucky to have such cool friends) that Jamie Jungers wanted a threesome with Tiger Woods and his wife...OMG! See what Stern started? And what's with his vicious attack on Gabourey Sidibe?

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