Tom Cruise Gets His Own Port-A-Potty

We have no idea why Tom Cruise looks constipated. INFDaily.com.

TMZ calls Tom Cruise a "private potty pooper."

Tom Cruise is a king. Just ask him: he even has his own throne on movie sets. Read the story on Tom's royal flush and we'll link you through to proof.

Word came out on Thursday that Tom Cruise had hired a new publicist...but it doesn't look like anyone could control the stench of this news. Paps caught a shot of Tom Cruise in Long Beach, Cali on Friday exiting a loo-booth on the set of Knight and Day, the flick he's filming with Cameron Diaz (is it just us or have they been shooting this movie forever?).

How we know the john is Tom's? It has a big sign on it designating for his character Roy Milner: "Roy Only." Check it out.

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We could have so much Tom Cruise-thinks-he-doesn't-stink fun with this...but we'll spare you. Instead check out how fellow Cruise Scientologist John Travolta says his faith got him through his son Jett's death.