Tom Cruise's Very Bad Week

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Tom Cruise had a really hard week, don't you think? Even though he managed to overcome his couch-jumping antics with the help of his awesome PR machine, it sounds like they're going to be going into overtime yet again to stop the madness!

Let's do a run-down of all the Tom Cruise abuse that happened over the last week, shall we? I couldn't help but laugh after the second occurrence, because I didn't know when it was going to stop!

We learned that Tom Cruise's Dead Eyes inspired Christian Bale's Bateman character in American Psycho, later discovering that Bronson Pinchot, who worked with Cruise on Risky Business, said that he made "constant homophobic remarks" while being the "biggest bore on the face of the planet." Awesome, right? I love commentary that comes out of nowhere like that.

And then... Alec Baldwin drove the last nail in the coffin by telling Tom Cruise to take a fat paycut to even up the difference between men and women's salaries in Hollywood! Even Katie Holmes was laughing at the last remark made at the Elle Awards, but all that abuse in one week had to be pure torture.

What's the solution to Tom Cruise's issues? PopEater's got one!