Toni Goes. Cloris Stays. All Is Not Right With The World.

Susan Lucci was flying high after narrowly avoiding elimination last night.

Vote her off...or else.

What is going on here, America? You declared Cloris safe? Safe? In week 5?! We know voter intimidation is no good, but we are going to have to break some kneecaps if you keep voting for her. It's just wrong. The woman is a role-model, an inspiration, a ball of bursting fun...and an awful dancer. Let her tango off to her Tarantino movie with dignity.

Despite the obvious injustice of last night's elimination, we can't say we're all that sad to see Toni go. The silky songstress has failed to wow us, especially after the boom boom of Monday's jitterbug performances.

Speaking of boom boom, we wish Julianne Hough best wishes for a speedy recovery. Julianne, as you may have heard, was taken to the hospital with stomach pains after last night's results show.

Is this season's cast of Dancing with the Stars cursed? Beware, tiny dancers!