Top 10 Celebrities Who Might Die in 2012

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Betting on celebrity deaths is a delicate thing. You don't want to go for the obvious, because then you look like an insensitive ass. But you also don't want to pick the completely unexpected, because if the person actually bites the dust the CIA will hunt you down, strap you to a chair and make you predict when their pets will die for the rest of your life.

With that in mind, here's a list of the 10 celebrities who we believe have the greatest chance of passing away in 2012.

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Keith Richards (68) - The Rolling Stones guitarist has survived everything from falling out of trees and snorting his father's ashes, to decades of drug abuse and Mick Jagger. That's gotta take a toll on a man.

Lindsay Lohan (25) - If it's not the alcohol or drugs that get her, it's her fellow prison inmates. The fallen actress can only evade people she's stolen things from for so long.

Abe Vigoda (90) - He's got an entire website devoted to whether or not he's still alive ...

Robin Gibb (62) - The Bee Gees co-founder is reportedly on his death bed suffering from liver cancer. And now I feel like an asshole.

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Fidel Castro (85) - Cuba's former premier should join the great socialist state in the sky any day now. Hopefully the cigars in Heaven (or Hell) are on par.

Stephen Hawking (70) - The world's most famous physicist (who was diagnosed with motor neuron disease when he was 21 and given two years to live) defied predictions when he celebrated his 70th birthday last week.

Charlie Sheen (46) - Though he's slowed down on the Tiger Blood kick, Sheen has enough residuals left in his blood stream to kill anything that touches him. The man is a walking grim reaper.

Randy Quaid (61) - From burglar to Canadian refugee, crazy cousin Eddie from the National Lampoon Vacation movies thinks a mysterious gang of "Hollywood star whackers" is out to kill him. I say he chokes on a piece of bacon instead.

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Courtney Love (47) - The rock queen's infamous drug-binges will finally catch up to her, and the world will look for another trashy blonde to fill the Hole in its soul.

Dick Cheney (70) - Our nation's former Vice President has suffered FIVE heart attacks, is technically living without a pulse, and now has to decide if he wants to get a complete heart transplant. Yes, Robo-Cheney 5000 is almost online.