Twilight Board Game, Coming to a Tween Near You

The excitement!

Make a movie, collect billions of dollars in vampire swag.

What's complicated, bloodsucking and comes with a whole book of instructions? No, not Angelina Jolie, the new Twilight board game. Yes, the Twilight franchise went there. Jeez, these people will do anything to make a buck!

The game, out March 15th, will combine Twilight trivia and the oh so fickle maiden that is chance. Finally, you can reenact the hunt for Bella through the woods of Olympic Peaks in your own living room!

The official website says that the game will be comprised of two teams, "one team portraying Bella and Edward while the other represents the hunting nomads James and Victoria." They also explain that each team will use a hidden movement system (whatever that means) to maneuver through the game and survive until the morning.

Not to sound cliché, but this board game sounds, well, boring.

Nevertheless, I bet 14-year-old girls will not only be lining up around the corner for this little box of pure entertainment, they'll play it until their little faces turn blue.

Ahh youth, wasted on the young.