UCLA Says No To James Franco

See? Look how smart he is.

"I don't want the green goblin speaking at my graduation!!"

Would you want James Franco speaking at your graduation? I say, yes. UCLA says, no.

The student body is not happy that Mr. Franco has been picked by the university to deliver the commencement speech. A Facebook group has even been started to petition the appearance and 258 students have joined. Haters.

Franco graduated from UCLA last year before moving to New York to pursue his MFA from Columbia. What a smart cookie.

People, I have news for you. You will not remember your graduation. In fact, pat yourself on the back if you remain conscious for the entire event.

At least you'll have James' pretty face to stare at.