USA VS. UK Party Girls

Which country parties harder?

Party girls are fascinating and irritating. In America, they drink too much and make sex tapes. In Britain, they drink too much and overdose (maybe throw things at their assistants). Here, we pit the US party girls against the UK party girls.

Peaches Geldof vs. Paris Hilton

Peaches Famous for: Hard partying. Rehab/jail: not yet. Addictions: heroin. Overdoses: 2. Engagements: 0. Offspring of: socialite Paula Yates, who died of a heroin overdose. Often seen: partying in London. Biggest scandal: recent overdose.

Paris Famous for: being famous, being slutty. Rehab/jail: 1. Addictions: hair extensions, paparazzi. Number of overdoses. 0 Engagements: 1, to Stavros Niarchos. Offspring of: Hilton hotel empire. Often seen: shopping. Biggest scandal: sex tape.

WINNER: Peaches Geldoff, by one overdose.

Lindsay Lohan vs. Naomi Campbell

Lindsay Famous for: rehab before turning 21. Rehab/jail: Jail once (for less than an hour). rehab twice (that we know of). Addictions: leggings. Overdoses: 0. Engagements: 0. Offspring of: Dina and Michael Lohan. Often seen: wearing leggings. Biggest scandal: found guilty of cocaine use and driving under the influence.

Naomi Famous For: violent outbursts. Rehab/jail: neither...yet, but she's in court constantly. Addictions: sharp objects.  Overdoses: 0. Engagements: 1, to U2 bassist Adam Clayton. Offspring of: Valerie Campbell, father unknown. Often Seen: hitting people.

WINNER: Lindsay Lohan, by one jail visit and two rehabs.

Kate Moss vs. Nicole Richie

Kate  Famous for: cocaine addiction and Pete Doherty. Rehab/jail: 1. Addictions: rock stars. Overdoses: 0. Engagements: 2, to Pete Doherty; and married Jefferson Hack. Offspring of: Linda Rosina and Peter Moss. Often seen: looking hot but lost. Biggest Scandal: photos showing her using coke.

Nicole Famous for: being bony, partying hard. Rehab/jail: 1. Addictions: diet pills. Overdoses: 0. Engagements: 1, DJ AM. Offspring of: Lionel Richie. Often seen: with baby Harlow. Biggest scandal: DUI/marijuana arrest while going the wrong way on a highway.

WINNER:  Kate Moss, by a nose.

Honorable Mention: Tara Reid
Famous for: botched plastic surgery, exposed nipple, being drunk. Rehab/jail: 0. Addictions: tanner, eyeliner, vodka, surgery. Overdoses: none that we know of. Engagements: 1, to Carson Daly. Offspring of: who cares? Often seen: drinking peach schnapps in a bikini while on the red carpet. Biggest scandal: being born.