Urban Decay Combines Lip Gloss and Naked Men

Now he has clothes, now he doesn't!

Lip gloss and naked men all in one

We love lip gloss and we love men. But do we want our lip gloss to have naked men on it? Urban Decay seems to think we do. We're not so sure how we feel about it.

Urban Decay recently launched a line of lip glosses that have sexy men on the handle. At first look, the men are nicely dressed; you can pick the style you like best. There's a super prep, a hipster-type, a professional guy dressed in a nice suit, a dad carrying a baby, a hip hop-type guy, and more. Each of the guys has a name and matches with a specific shade of glass.

Oh, but that's not all. Because when you tilt the tube of the "Pocket Rocket," the hologram changes and the man of your choice will strip to his undies. Wow.

Sephora's website suggests these glosses are perfect for a bachelorette party and they may be right; we're just not sure what else they'd be perfect for. Oh the looks you would get when using this in public. The website also claims you can, "Rub the tube to release pheromones into the air." We have no idea how this works, but apparently this gloss will not only let you look at men, it will help you get a man as well.

But what if you don't like the shade of gloss that matches your favorite guy? Or what if you love a certain shade, but don't want to see that guy in his undies? And furthermore, can you use this lip gloss at the office or would that be unprofessional?

We have so many questions. But the most important one is... does the dad lose the baby when he strips to his undies? Because it will be oh so creepy if he doesn't.