We Present Our Nominations For President

If America was our movie, here's who we'd cast in the lead.

Punch your chad for these peeps.

What if your choice on November's ballot wasn't between Obama and McCain, but Obama and Brokaw, or McCain and Freeman?

As the race narrows, here are the (non-political) people we'd pick as Presidential candidates.

The Confident, Hot Candidate
For a long time now, we've been trying to figure out how to manufacture the Pocket Brokaw. About the size of a tall latte, the Pocket Brokaw works as a portable hologram--pull out your mini Tom when you need that soothing baritone to see you through tough times.

The Deep Impact Candidate
If Morgan Freeman were president, and told us he saw a "new direction for America," and that direction was Mars, we'd go. 'Cause it's Morgan Freeman and dude just knows where it's at.

The Genius Comedian Candidate
No B.S., lots of funnies, and hair in unsightly places. We'll cast our ballots for the wise and wry Jon Stewart. Because nothing says don't eff with the free world like a man who sports hairy hands with pride.

The Woman In Charge Candidate
We're pretty sure Meryl Streep could manufacture diamonds "internally". She's just that good.