What Would Don Draper Do?

Dear Don Draper, is it OK to freak my wife at dinner?

When in doubt, ask Don Draper.

You've probably caught on to our Mad Men obsession. We're especially gaga for the tight-lipped and steamy Don Draper--Creative Director at the Sterling Cooper ad agency and intriguing man of mystery.

Wouldn't you know it? Someone else feels the same way, and created WWDDD (What Would Don Draper Do?), a Dear Abby-like advice column (whatwoulddondraperdo.tumblr.com). Below, some of our favorite entries:

Dear Don Draper, I'm a recently-married Junior Account Executive who's thinking about taking a mistress. How do I know which party girl is right for me?
I think you’re unclear about what party girls are and do and can only assume you’re also ill-prepared for what you call a mistress. Give it some time, junior.

Dear Don Draper, I voted for Nixon over Kennedy in the last election because I thought that debate fiasco was all just Hollywood hocus-pocus and great make-up. Now I’m starting to think I may have voted for the wrong candidate. What should I do?
I don’t care. Or vote. I’m a white male. Election results don’t affect me.

Dear Don Draper, how do I handle a passive-aggressive co-worker?
Tell that punk to find a cardboard box, put all his things in it and get out of here.