Whitney Port Is Off The Market - The City Recap

Ugh. We do not brook the bloatee, sir.

Jay breathes a sigh of relief. The accounting loser is out.

We need to address the fact that Ms. Diane von Furstenberg not only made an appearance on The City, but she stroked Whit's hair. Stroked. It doesn't get any better that that.

Unfortunately, poor Whit seemed as rattled as we were and merely giggled and exclaimed, "You look so pretty." Of course she looked pretty. It's Diane von Furstenberg. Meanwhile, Liv shot killer looks and sucked in her gaunt cheeks. She was not a happy camper.

On the Jay/Whitney front, Jay decided to lock Whit down - as in ask her to be his girlfriend. He doesn't want her going out with any more guys from accounting (speaking of which, how awkward was that guy?). In typical MTV scripted reality fashion, the entire romantic scene played out in Whit's multi-million dollar apartment in the sky. Awww.

What we took away this week: we're a bit disappointed in Liv. Her cattiness wasn't up to par, and she seemed rather distracted. Seems to us that her size 24 J Brands were on a bit too tight.

We hope she's feeling better next week.