Whitney and Bobby Together Again?

"Hell to the no" doesn't even begin to cover it.

The Chicago Sun-Times recently floated the story that everyone's favorite former crackheads, Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston, were spotted canoodling during a string of dinner rendezvous. Though the couple divorced in April 2007, their daughter, Bobby Kristina, has apparently been trying to Parent Trap them back into dating.

Whitney's publicist is officially denying the rumors, but we have to make our appeal anyway: Don't do it, girl! Remember where you were just a mere two years ago? We know that we'll never be able to get that visual out of our minds.