Women With Breast Implants Have More Pleasurable Sex

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34% Report An Increase In "Life Satisfaction"

Boredom, hunger, sexual dissatisfaction -- Is there nothing large breasts can't solve? A new study says women with breast implants have a better time in the bedroom.

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Having mammoth mammaries pretty much guarantees most men will want to have sex with you. But according to a new study, getting a boob job will probably result in more pleasurable sex for you too.

The report found that 61 percent of women with breast implants claimed they are having more sex than before the procedure, and 75 percent of their partners reported a significant improvement in their sex life.

Women who have had cosmetic surgery like breast augmentation reported higher sexual satisfaction and said they were more likely to be able to achieve orgasm. Overall, 34 percent said they had attained a higher level of life satisfaction.

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Now for the fat grain of salt: the study was conducted by a plastic surgery company. That means the minds behind the study (and the results) have a pretty obvious vested interest in promoting more plastic surgery procedures.

Still, the connection seems pretty obvious. The biggest factor in a woman's ability to achieve sexual pleasure is self-confidence, and if everyone's staring at your new body with lust and envy, that has to translate to your confidence in the bedroom.

Of course you now have to balance that with the fact that you're slowly turning yourself into a plastic, stiff-faced mannequin. Hey, anything for better nookie I guess.

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