Yikes! Lisa Rinna Channels Robert Pattinson

Ahhhhh...MY EYES!!!!!

Parental discretion is advised.

Oh Lisa Rinna. You've had so much plastic surgery and so many lip enhancement procedures, I really thought this would never be your reality. I mean, don't get me wrong, you always look stretched and plumped, but this is just plain werewolf-meets-fugly awful.

What is happening with your Robert Pattinson-esque hair? Are you too preparing for a role in the upcoming Twilight sequel? What's with the purple eye liner? Hint: powder-pink lipstick doesn't work for my 81-year-old Nanna or my 13-year-old cousin and it most definitely does not work with your orangey skin-tone.

And don't even get me started on those earrings. Did you pluck a peacock before the party?

This picture is all sorts of wrong. Excuse me while I go bathe my eyes in bleach. I'd rather never see again than have to witness this atrocity a second time.