You Slept Together? Good Morning!
Morning after beauty is not an excellent look.
The candles are lit, the music is smooth, and you're both ready for nature to do its thing. Lucky dog! Fast forward to the next morning. Is your makeup smudged? Hair a nest? Do you have the breath of a moose? Morning after insecurites...bleh! But you can overcome. Here are a few words of wisdom from the ladies here who have had a few next-morning experiences that didn't involve jail:
Before he wakes up. Slip out of bed and hit the bathroom to clean smudged eye makeup, smooth your hair, and do a quick mouth rinse.
Don't borrow his toothbrush. It could freak him out. Do the toothpaste on the finger trick.
Find his T-shirt. You pulled it off in a heated tizzy last night so it's there somewhere. Pull it on so you're not bouncing around, Miss Ta-tas.
Wake him up. Nudge him awake with confidence and a smile. Good morning, you!
Don't slip out unnoticed. We don't know what would prompt an Irish exit after spending the night with someone (unless it's this one guy Dwayne from San Diego--don't date him!), but we'd bet our thimble collection he was faking asleep, and definitely noticed.
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