Zac Efron's Mom Buys Him Economy Sized Condoms

"Your mom is sooo embarrassing!"

Go big or go home?

A little lesson from LaLa Land: you can never be too rich or too thin or have too many condoms. I think I'm actually going to suggest they install that motto right under the Hollywood sign. You know who might agree with me? Zac Efron's mom. Yep, it seems Mama Efron is quite the proponent of protection.

Such a proponent, in fact, that her fresh-faced son revealed that mommy "put a glove on it" Efron bought him quite the Christmas present. His stocking was filled with a whole bunch of other stockings. Efron described his mother as being very understanding about sex:

"My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box."

Well, OK, then. Mama must think her son's pretty busy gettin' busy. Where would she get such an idea? Maybe from the photos of Zac and girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens, inside a sex shop.

Zac, however, adamantly denies that he was up to naughty things. He says the sex shop wasn't even a sex shop. According to Efron, "It was just a costume store." He was there for "All Hallows Eve," which is apparently what the kids are calling Halloween these days.

So what is Efron into, aside from the obvious hanky panky? Leonardo DiCaprio. Yes, the tween hearthrob revealed he has a bit of a bromance going on with Leo. Zac seemed downright giddy describing their encounter at a Lakers game: "We talked the whole game, and he was just everything I thought he would be: smart, level-headed, charming, hilarious. You know, the older-brother vibe."

Sounds like love at first sight. I will now end this post before making a totally inappropriate comment.