Cloris is great. Now can she please go home?
You have to admire Rocco Dispirito. He's fun, enthusiastic, and hard-working. But he's a clunky dancer and all the Karina Smirnoff (or bottles of Smirnoff) in the world can't change that. A for effort, D for execution. It's back to the cutting board for Rocco. At least Karina will have more snuggle time with Max.
Lance and Lacey got cozy with the judges this week, boasting excellent scores and mounting a challege to the Brooke-Derek domination. It's getting a little less lonely at the top at Dancing With The Stars.
And T.G.F.T.D. (Thank God For Tiny Dancers!). We love those little movers and shakers! They're like mini adults, and that's weird, but also so cute!
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Your life on the big screen.
Have you ever thought about who would play you in the movie version of your life? Would Angelina Jolie have the starring role? And what if you already were a celebrity?
Turns out, Eric Dane fantasizes about his E! True Hollywood Story, and he'd cast Carrot Top as himself. Really? We're talking about McSteamy here. Leonardo DiCaprio would be the better choice.
Who would Tim Gunn assign to "make it work"? None other than CNN news anchor Anderson Cooper. The Silver Fox discussing hemlines? It could happen.
Lance Bass requests HSM star Zac Efron as the lead in his biopic. We think that's a good choice given Efron's singing and dancing ability.
Eric Dane's fiancé, Rebecca Gayheart would give the role of herself to Michelle Pfeiffer. Hmm. Is that a good casting decision, given she'd be performing with Carrot Top?
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Just admit it! You WATCH this show.
Poor Kim Kardashian got bootied last night on Dancing with the Stars. Such is the way the mirror ball twirls. Here's how we're sizing up the rest of the competition:
Lance Bass--The Rebel. He and partner Lacey are bringing edge to the dance floor. Too much? Len says yes; America says no...for now.
Misty May-Treanor--The Powerhouse. Misty's proven to be a surprisingly capable dancer, but we're worried her full-throttle power may prove dangerous to the studio audience.
Toni Braxton--The Whisperer. Soft and smooth, Toni glides across the dance floor like a gentle breeze. Snore.
Cloris Leachman--Buster Keaton. Cloris is certainly a performer, but a dancer? That remains to be seen. We'll see how far she'll go with her slapstick antics.
Warren Sapp--Moon Man. Warren is defying gravity with each of his dances, flitting across the stage with the ease of a small girl.
Susan Lucci--Erica Cane. Susan insisted she was not her famed soap character. Yet the sighs, the exaggerated gestures, the hand to forehead? Pure soap drama.
Brooke Burke--Prom Queen. Brooke is good. She's also boring as all get out. She needs a dose of color, and we're not talking spray tan.
Maurice Greene--Mr. Potential. He's all right, and sweaty. A little finesse and Right Guard could take this sprinter a long distance.
Cody Linley--Superbad. He's a boy but he wants to be a man, if only Julianne will show him. Is that embarrassing to anyone but us?
Rocco DiSpirito--Reduced Sodium. Rocco isn't quite as tasty as we might have thought. He needs some spice, and quickness to stay in the competition.
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